Past Event

Spandex Ballet

3rd Oct 2009

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Presenter: Bella Union Events
Website: http://www.bellaunion.com.au
Event Duration: 120 minutes

Guitars + lycra + scarves + headbands = ROCK.
 
The monsters of soft cock rock have arrived. Squeeze into those wet-look leggings, smear on that lipstick (irrespective of gender), tease up that hair to Gustave Eiffel proportions and join übersupergroup Spandex Ballet (Gee-up Quinn-Dog and band) on 3 October at the Bella Union Bar.
 
Think big hair, glam metal and more eyeliner than a Tammy Faye Bakker look-alike competition. Think squealing axe solos, thumpin’ drums and high notes that shatter wine glasses and blow up kittens. Think licks of many colours – guitar, Gene Simmons and the sweat from Meatloaf’s brow. Think shakin’, quakin’ and chafin’ on this one-off night of nights. Spandex Ballet needs YOU and your LAMÉ-ED BUNS on that dance floor.
 
Hold the line, Rosanna, ‘coz all the young dudes believe in a thing called love, and they’re out to rock and roll all night and party everyday until the final countdown. OH YEAH.

Steve "Butch" Hearne - Lead Guitar
Sonja "Hairsprayed Thumper" Horbelt - Drums
Gezza "Parrot-Smuggler" Quinn - Vox & Guitar
Nick "Eating Disorder" Quinn - Bass
Enio "Chafemeister" Pozzebon - Keyboard

$10 entry at the door or free on presentation of a Fringe Pass or ticket to a Fringe show on that day.